No, not that Guinness. Focus, focus. Ok, that's better. The Guinness World Record people, you know, those kids you made fun of in math...

Because if heavy metal lyrics about despair and darkness can't be applied to photos of cute kittens, then what are we all doing here?...

Now that New York Yankee pitcher Mariano Rivera is retired, so has his entrance music, ENTER SANDMAN, the seminal Metallica shredder....